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Obey your wife....in all situations

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

The story continues....

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. 

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. 

Story continues....

Wife took out her husbands credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Obey your wife....in all situations

A few tips for decoding body language

Every one should respect other's love

A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed her. 

Then the girl said, "listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level."

But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.

10 years later.

One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know how much is my husband's salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."

The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.

After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.

"Sir! You here? Meet my wife."

Then he said to her wife, "I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 crore. 'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who can love like that way?"

Moral: Life is not so short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and damn others. Situations change with time. Every one should respect other's love.

Our mind is amazing

तुम्हारी माँ तुमसे बहुत प्यार करती है

कुछ समय पहले चीन में आये भूकंप में एक दिल को छु लेने वाली घटना हुई..

भूकंप के बाद बचाव कार्य का एक दल एक महिला के पूर्ण रूप से ध्वस्त हुए घर की जांच कर रहा था, बारीक दरारों में से महिला का मृत शारीर दिखा लेकिन वो एक अजीब अवस्था में था, महिला अपने घुटनों के बल बैठी थी ठीक वैसे ही जैसे मंदिर में लोग भगवान् के सामने नमन करते है, उसके दोनों हाथ किसी चीज़ को पकडे हुए थे, भूकंप से उस महिला की पीठ व् सर को काफी क्षति पहुंची थी,

काफी मेंहनत के बाद दल के सदस्य ने बारीक दरारों में से जगह बना कर अपना हाथ महिला की तरफ बढाया इस उम्मीद में की शायद वो जिंदा हो, लेकिन महिला का शारीर ठंडा हो चूका था, जिसे बचाव दल समझ गया की महिला मर चुकी है,

बचाव दल ने उस घर को छोड़ दिया और दुसरे मकानों की तरफ चलने लगे, बचाव दल के प्रमुख का कहना थाकी "पता नहीं क्यूँ मुझे उस महिला का घर अपनी तरफ खींच रहा था,कुछ था जो मुझसे कह रहा था के मैं इस घर को ऐसे छोड़ कर न जाऊं और मैंने अपने दिल की बात मानने का फैसला किया"

उसके बाद बचाव दल एक बार फिर उस महिला के घर की तरफ पहुंचे, दल प्रमुख ने मलबे को सावधानी से हटा कर बारीक दरारों में से अपना हाथ महिला की तरफ बढ़ाया और उसके शरीर के निचे स्थित जगह को हाथों से टटोलने लगे, तभी उनके मुह से निकला "बच्चा... यहाँ एक बच्चा है "पूरा दल काम में जुट गया, सावधानी से मलबा हटाया जाने लगा, तब उन्हें महिला के मृत शारीर के निचे एक टोकरी में रेशमी कम्बल में लिपटा हुआ 3 माह का एक बच्चा मिला, दल को अब समझ में आ चूका था की महिला ने अपने बच्चे को बचाने के लिए अपने जीवन का त्याग किया है, भूकंप के दौरान जब घर गिरने वाला था तब उस महिला ने अपने शरीर से सुरक्षा देकर अपने बच्चे की रक्षा की थी, डॉक्टर भी जल्द ही वहां आ पहुंचे।

दल ने जब बच्चे को उठाया तब बच्चा बेहोश था, जब बचाव दल ने बच्चे का कम्बल हटाया तब उन्हें वहां एक मोबाइल मिला जिसके स्क्रीन पर सन्देश लिखा था, "मेरे बच्चे अगर तुम बच गए तो बस इतना याद रखना की तुम्हारी माँ तुमसे बहुत प्यार करती है" 

Married or single

A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are u single?
Man: Yes, but who are you?
Answer: Your wife. Aaj ghar ana tab bataugi.

Another call from unknown number
Girl: Are u married?
Man: Yes, but who are u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hu kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja..

Cockroach Theory for Self Development [React or Respond]

(Shamelessly copied in public interest....) 

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. 

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group. Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. 

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior? If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos. It is not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me. It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

Do not react in life. Always respond. The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded. Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of, just and right to save a situation from going out of hands, to avoid cracks in relationship, to avoid taking decisions in anger, anxiety, stress or hurry.

Know your enemy

Life Tip

This one's simple, but you'd be surprised how many people don't know it--or remember it.

When you ask someone an important question and only get a partial answer in return, just politely and calmly wait in silence. The rest of your answer will follow.

Development life cycle in funny way

Monkey and banana

जब तुम "परेशान" होते हो, तभी ऐसा करते हो !

पिताजी के अचानक आ धमकने से पत्नी तमतमा उठी, लगता है बूढ़े को पैसों की ज़रूरत आ पड़ी है, वर्ना यहाँ कौन आनेवाला था ? अपने पेट का गड्ढ़ा तो भरता नहीं, घरवालों का कहाँ से भरोगे ?

मैं नज़रें बचाकर दूसरी ओर देखने लगा ! पिताजी नल पर हाथ-मुँह धोकर सफ़र की थकान दूर कर रहे थे !

इस बार मेरा हा्थ कुछ ज्यादा ही तंग हो गया ! बड़े बटे का जूता फट चुका है ! वह स्कूल जाते वक्त रोज भुनभुनाता है ! पत्नी के इलाज के लिए पूरी दवाइयाँ नहीं खरीदी जा सकीं ! बाबूजी को भी अभी आना था ! घर में बोझिल सी चुप्पी पसरी थी !

खाना खा चुकने पर पिताजी ने मुझे पास बैठने का इशारा किया ! मैं शंकित था कि जरूर कोई आर्थिक समस्या लेकर आये होंगे ?.

पिताजी कुर्सी पर उकड़ू बैठ गए। एकदम बेफिक्र ! " सुनो " कहकर उन्होंने मेरा "ध्यान "अपनी" ओर खींचा !

मैं सांस रोक कर उनके मुँह की ओर देखने लगा ? रोम-रोम कान बनकर अगला वाक्य सुनने के लिए चौकन्ना था !

वे बोले; खेती के काम में "घड़ी भर" की भी फुर्सत नहीं मिलती ! इस बखत काम का जोर है ! रात की गाड़ी से "वापस' जाऊँगा ! तीन महीने से तुम्हारी कोई चिट्ठी तक नहीं मिली ! जब तुम "परेशान" होते हो, तभी ऐसा करते हो ! 

उन्होंने "जेब" से सौ-सौ के "दस नोट" निकालकर "मेरी" तरफ बढ़ा दिए, "रख लो ! तुम्हारे काम आएंगे ! धान की "फसल" अच्छी हो गई थी ! घर में कोई दिक्कत नहीं है ! तुम बहुत कमजोर लग रहे हो ! ढंग से खाया - पिया करो ! बहू का भी ध्यान रखो।" मैं कुछ नहीं बोल पाया ! शब्द जैसे मेरे हलक में फंसकर रह गये हों !

मैं कुछ कहता इससे पूर्व ही पिताजी ने प्यार से डांटा, ले लो ! बहुत बड़े हो गये हो क्या ? 

"नहीं तो ! मैंने हाथ बढ़ाया ! 

पिताजी ने नोट मेरी "हथेली" पर रख दिए !

बरसों पहले पिताजी मुझे स्कूल भेजने के लिए इसी तरह हथेली पर "अठन्नी" टिका देते थे ! ..... 

पर तब मेरी नज़रें "आज की तरह" झुकी नहीं होती थीं ..

Friendship Rocks...!

A Guy went to a Bar & orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug. 

Bar attender asked him the reason.

Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this. 

This went on for yrs. & yrs.

Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs. 

Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away. 

The guy said " all are very much alive,

"ACTUALLY, I HAVE QUIT DRINKING!" 

Friendship Rocks...! 

Ice cream costs Rs 15 to a boy

A 9 Year Boy went to an ICE CREAM shop. 

Waiter- What do you want? 

Boy- How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs? 

Waiter- Rs.15/- Then the BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone? 

Irritated Waiter angrily said- Rs.12/-. 

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left. When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down from his eyes. The boy had left Rs.3 as Tip for him. “MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE”.

Kitchen vs Driving

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Economics of a Bank Robbery

There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"

How many of you love your husbands?

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one

10. Who is this?

Left keys in the car

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!! 

"Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.

"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.

" There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. 

"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."

What happens when a desi returns from USA?

21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.

20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).

19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in KiloMeters), and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed).

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important stuffs:-

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

And The Ultimate One:-

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

Keep smiling :)

khane main kya banau?

Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo.. kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe? 
Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain
Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: kadhi chawal?
Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambhar?
Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!!
Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo
Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap bolo.
:D :P

Beautiful story.....A very poor man lived with his wife

Beautiful story.....A very poor man lived with his wife.

One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.

The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken.

She did not insist on her request.

The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.

He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.

He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut.

She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.

Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.

MORAL: To love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love,that is EVERYTHING. Never take love for granted.

फैसला उल्लु के पक्ष में

एक बार एक हंस और हंसिनी हरिद्वार के सुरम्य वातावरण से भटकते हुए उजड़े, वीरान और रेगिस्तान के इलाके में आ गये ! हंसिनी ने हंस को कहा कि ये किस उजड़े इलाके में आ गये हैं ? यहाँ न तो जल है, न जंगल और न ही ठंडी हवाएं हैं ! यहाँ तो हमारा जीना मुश्किल हो जायेगा ! भटकते २ शाम हो गयी तो हंस ने हंसिनी से कहा कि किसी तरह आज कि रात बिता लो, सुबह हम लोग हरिद्वार लौट चलेंगे ! 

रात हुई तो जिस पेड़ के नीचे हंस और हंसिनी रुके थे उस पर एक उल्लू बैठा था। वह जोर २ से चिल्लाने लगा। हंसिनी ने हंस से कहा, अरे यहाँ तो रात में सो भी नहीं सकते। ये उल्लू चिल्ला रहा है। हंस ने फिर हंसिनी को समझाया कि किसी तरह रात काट लो, मुझे अब समझ में आ गया है कि ये इलाका वीरान क्यूँ है ? ऐसे उल्लू जिस इलाके में रहेंगे वो तो वीरान और उजड़ा रहेगा ही। 

पेड़ पर बैठा उल्लू दोनों कि बात सुन रहा था।

सुबह हुई, उल्लू नीचे आया और उसने कहा कि हंस भाई मेरी वजह से आपको रात में तकलीफ हुई, मुझे माफ़ कर दो। 

हंस ने कहा, कोई बात नही भैया, आपका धन्यवाद ! यह कहकर जैसे ही हंस अपनी हंसिनी को लेकर आगे बढ़ा, पीछे से उल्लू चिल्लाया, अरे हंस मेरी पत्नी को लेकर कहाँ जा रहे हो। 

हंस चौंका, उसने कहा, आपकी पत्नी? अरे भाई, यह हंसिनी है, मेरी पत्नी है, मेरे साथ आई थी, मेरे साथ जा रही है !

उल्लू ने कहा, खामोश रहो, ये मेरी पत्नी है।

दोनों के बीच विवाद बढ़ गया। पूरे इलाके के लोग इक्कठा हो गये। कई गावों की जनता बैठी। पंचायत बुलाई गयी। पंच लोग भी आ गये !  बोले, भाई किस बात का विवाद है ?

लोगों ने बताया कि उल्लू कह रहा है कि हंसिनी उसकी पत्नी है और हंस कह रहा है कि हंसिनी उसकी पत्नी है ! लम्बी बैठक और पंचायत के बाद पञ्च लोग

किनारे हो गये और कहा कि भाई बात तो यह सही है कि हंसिनी हंस की ही पत्नी है, लेकिन ये हंस और हंसिनी तो अभी थोड़ी देर में इस गाँव से चले जायेंगे। हमारे बीच में तो उल्लू को ही रहना है। इसलिए फैसला उल्लू के ही हक़ में ही सुनाना है ! फिर पंचों ने अपना फैसला सुनाया और कहा कि सारे तथ्यों और सबूतों कि जांच करने के बाद यह पंचायत इस नतीजे पर पहुंची है कि हंसिनी उल्लू की पत्नी है और हंस को तत्काल गाँव छोड़ने का हुक्म दिया जाता है ! 

यह सुनते ही हंस हैरान हो गया और रोने, चीखने और चिल्लाने लगा कि पंचायत ने गलत फैसला सुनाया। उल्लू ने मेरी पत्नी ले ली ! रोते- चीखते जब वहआगे बढ़ने लगा तो उल्लू ने आवाज लगाई - ऐ मित्र हंस, रुको ! 

हंस ने रोते हुए कहा कि भैया, अब क्या करोगे ? पत्नी तो तुमने ले ही ली, अब जान भी लोगे ?

उल्लू ने कहा, नहीं मित्र, ये हंसिनी आपकी पत्नी थी, है और रहेगी ! लेकिन कल रात जब मैं चिल्ला रहा था तो आपने अपनी पत्नी से कहा था कि यह इलाका उजड़ा और वीरान इसलिए है क्योंकि यहाँ उल्लू रहता है ! मित्र, ये इलाका उजड़ा और वीरान इसलिए नहीं है कि यहाँ उल्लू रहता है । यह इलाका उजड़ा और वीरान इसलिए है क्योंकि यहाँ पर ऐसे पञ्च रहते हैं जो उल्लुओं के हक़ में फैसला सुनाते हैं !

शायद ६५ साल कि आजादी के बाद भी हमारे देश की दुर्दशा का मूल कारण यही है कि हमने हमेशा अपना फैसला उल्लुओं के ही पक्ष में सुनाया है। इस देश क़ी बदहाली और दुर्दशा के लिए कहीं न कहीं हम भी जिम्मेदार हैं।

An Interesting History of 1752

Here is an interesting historical fact that you probably didn't know, (I sure didn't). Just have a look at the calendar for the month of September 1752. In case you haven't noticed, 11 days are simply missing from the month.

Here's the explanation: This was the month during which England shifted from the Roman Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar.

A Julian year was 11 days longer than a Gregorian year. So, the King of England ordered 11 days to be wiped off the face of that particular month. (A King could order anything, couldn't he?)

So, the workers worked for 11 days less that month, but got paid for the whole month. That's how the concept of "paid leave" was born. Hail the King!!!

In the Roman Julian Calendar, April used to be the first month of the year; but the Gregorian Calendar observed January as the first month. Even after shifting to the Gregorian Calendar, many people refused to give up old traditions and continued celebrating 1st April as the New Year's Day. When simple orders didn't work, the King finally issued a royal dictum; which stated that those who celebrated 1st April as the new year's day would be labelled as fools.

From then on, 1st April became April Fool's Day.

संत और मटकी

एक जगह संत कथा कर रहे थे , उसी समय एक व्यक्ति उठा और संत के गंजे सर पर ठोला मार कर चला गया, और वहा बेठे सभी भक्त जन सोच रहे थे की हम सभी तो गुरु जी को प्रणाम करते है और ये केसा दुष्ट है जो गुरु जी के सर पर ठोला मार रहा है?

सभी भक्तो को बड़ा ही क्रोध आया और कहा की गुरुजी आप आज्ञा दे तो हम इस की पिटाई कर देते है !

गुरु जी ने कहा: क्यों ?

भक्तो ने कहा की : इसने आपके सर पर ठोला मारने का अपराध जो किया है,

गुरु जी ने हँस कर संत वाणी से कहा की : भैया आप 40 चालीस रूपया की एक मटकी लेते हो तो उनपर ठोले मार कर बजा -बजा कर लेते हो की मटकी में कोई नुक्स तो नही है

फिर ये तो मुझे अपना जीवन सोपने जा रहा है, जिसको जिवन सोपने जा रहा हो वो वाकय में गुरु बनाने के लायक है या नही , यही सोच कर मेरे सर को बजा रहा था ..

जिस की सकारात्मक सोच है संत और गुरु उसी को कहते है , जो हर उलटी बात का सीधा मतलब निकाले....!!!

40 Tips for Happy Health Life

Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.

2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

5. Make time for prayer and reflection

6. Play more games.

7. Read more books than you did in 2012.

8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

9. Sleep for 7 hours.

Personality:

10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day —- and while you walk, smile.

11. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

12. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

13. Don’t over do; keep your limits.

14. Don’t take yourself so seriously; no one else does.

15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.

16. Dream more while you are awake.

17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.

20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.

21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

23. Smile and laugh more.

24. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

25. Call your family often.

26. Each day give something good to others.

27. Forgive everyone for everything.

28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

30. What other people think of you is none of your business.

31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32. Do the right things.

33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

34. Forgiveness heals everything.

35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

37. The best is yet to come.

38. When you awake alive in the morning, don’t take it for granted – embrace life.

39. Your inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not least:

40. Enjoy LIFE!

God and faith

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

कन्या भूर्ण हत्या

एक स्त्री एक दिन एक स्त्रीरोग विशेषज्ञ के पास के गई और बोली-:

" डाक्टर मैँ एक गंभीर समस्या मेँ हुँ और मेँ आपकी मदद चाहती हुँ । मैं pregnant हूँ, आप किसी को बताइयेगा नही मैने एक जान पहचान के सोनोग्राफी लैब से यह जान लिया है कि मेरे गर्भ में एक बच्ची है। मै पहले से एक बेटी की माँ हूँ और मैं किसी भी दशा मे दो बेटियाँ नहीं चाहती।"

डाक्टर ने कहा ,"ठीक है, तो मेँ आपकी क्या सहायता कर सकता हु?"

तो वो स्त्री बोली," मैँ यह चाहती हू कि आप इस गर्भ से छुटकारा दिलाने मेँ मेरी मदद करें ।"

डाक्टर ने थोडा सोचा और फिर बोला, -:

मुझे लगता है कि मेरे पास एक और सरल रास्ता है जो आपकी मुश्किल को हल कर देगा।"

वो स्त्री बहुत खुश हुई।

डाक्टर आगे बोला, " हम एक काम करते है आप दो बेटियां नही चाहती ना?? तो पहली बेटी को मार देते है जिससे आप इस अजन्मी बच्ची को जन्म दे सके और आपकी समस्या का हल भी हो जाएगा. वैसे भी हमको एक बच्ची को मारना है तो पहले वाली को ही मार देते है.?"

वो स्त्री तुरंत बोली" नहीं डाक्टर..!!! बिलकुल नहीं ये एक गुनाह और पाप होगा और वैसे भी मैं अपनी बेटी को बहुत चाहती हूँ। उसको खरोंच भी आती है तो दर्द का अहसास मुझे होता है

डाक्टर तुरंत बोला -:

"पहले कि हत्या करो या अभी जो जन्मा नही उसकी हत्या करो दोनो गुनाह है पाप हैं ।"

स्त्री स्वयं की सोच पर लज्जित हुई डाक्टर की वह बात उस स्त्री को समझ आ गई और पश्चाताप करते हुए घर चली गई ।

क्या आपको समझ मेँ आयी ? अगर आई तो दूसरो को भी समझाए ..

कन्या भूर्ण हत्या अपनी ही औलाद का अपने हाथो से गला घोट देने जैसा है ..इससे बड़ा गुनाह दुनिया में कोई नहीं ..!!

दो भाई

बहुत पुरानी कथा है । किसी गांव में दो भाई रहते थे । बडे की शादी हो गई थी । उसके दो बच्चे भी थे । लेकिन छोटा भाई अभी कुंवारा था । दोनों साझा खेती करते थे ।

एक बार उनके खेत में गेहूं की फसल पककर तैयार हो गई । दोनों ने मिलकर फसल काटी और गेहूं तैयार किया । इसके बाद दोनों ने आधा-आधा गेहूं बांट लिया । अब उन्हें ढोकर घर ले जाना बचा था । रात हो गई थी, इसलिए यह काम अगले दिन ही हो पाता । रात में दोनों को फसल की रखवाली के लिए खलिहान पर ही रुकना था । दोनों को भूख भी लगी थी ।

दोनों ने बारी-बारी से खाने की सोची । पहले बड़ा भाई खाना खाने घर चला गया । छोटा भाई खलिहान पर ही रुक गया । वह सोचने लगा- भैया की शादी हो गई है, उनका परिवार है, इसलिए उन्हें ज्यादा अनाज की जरूरत होगी । यह सोचकर उसने अपने ढेर से कई टोकरी गेहूं निकालकर बड़े भाई वाले ढेर में मिला दिया । बड़ा भाई थोड़ी देर में खाना खाकर लौटा । उसके बाद छोटा भाई खाना खाने घरचला गया । बड़ा भाई सोचने लगा - मेरा तो परिवार है, बच्चे हैं, वे मेरा ध्यान रख सकते हैं । लेकिन मेरा छोटा भाई तो एकदम अकेला है, इसे देखने वाला कोई नहीं है । इसे मुझसे ज्यादा गेहूं की जरूरत है । उसने अपने ढेर से उठाकर कई टोकरी गेहूं छोटे भाई वाले गेहूं के ढेर में मिला दिया!

इस तरह दोनों के गेहूं की कुल मात्रा में कोई कमी नहीं आई। हां, दोनों के आपसी प्रेम और भाईचारे में थोड़ी और वृद्धि जरूर हो गई ।