Professor at IIM A was
explaining marketing concepts:
You see a gorgeous girl
at a party.
You go up to her and
say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with
a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends
goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry
him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a
party.
You go up to her and
get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi,I'm very
rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and
see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she
drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you
marry me?"
That's
Public Relations.
You're at a party and
see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very
rich.."
That's Brand
Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl
at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
You see a gorgeous girl
at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl
at a party. You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry
me!" she turns her face towards you
------------ she is your wife
!
That's
competition eating into your market share.
