Hii... I want to thank all my dear friends and other people who haveforwarded chain letters to me in 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infectedwith AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with callstoUganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will getsick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any guy, no matter how hot sheis, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take mykidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infectedwith AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with callstoUganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will getsick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any guy, no matter how hot sheis, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take mykidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account.
A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1994...)
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for apaid vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, GaneshVandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
I know how important my friends are to me, I'll always remember them no matter I remember my work or not.
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me"Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled WIth Foolish Ppl And Some Think They Got Talent Too !!!"
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for apaid vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, GaneshVandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
I know how important my friends are to me, I'll always remember them no matter I remember my work or not.
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me"Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled WIth Foolish Ppl And Some Think They Got Talent Too !!!"
