Friday, July 12, 2013

Married or single

A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are u single?
Man: Yes, but who are you?
Answer: Your wife. Aaj ghar ana tab bataugi.

Another call from unknown number
Girl: Are u married?
Man: Yes, but who are u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hu kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja..

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