A few tips for decoding body language

Every one should respect other's love

A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed her. 

Then the girl said, "listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level."

But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.

10 years later.

One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know how much is my husband's salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."

The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.

After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.

"Sir! You here? Meet my wife."

Then he said to her wife, "I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 crore. 'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who can love like that way?"

Moral: Life is not so short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and damn others. Situations change with time. Every one should respect other's love.

Our mind is amazing

तुम्हारी माँ तुमसे बहुत प्यार करती है

कुछ समय पहले चीन में आये भूकंप में एक दिल को छु लेने वाली घटना हुई..

भूकंप के बाद बचाव कार्य का एक दल एक महिला के पूर्ण रूप से ध्वस्त हुए घर की जांच कर रहा था, बारीक दरारों में से महिला का मृत शारीर दिखा लेकिन वो एक अजीब अवस्था में था, महिला अपने घुटनों के बल बैठी थी ठीक वैसे ही जैसे मंदिर में लोग भगवान् के सामने नमन करते है, उसके दोनों हाथ किसी चीज़ को पकडे हुए थे, भूकंप से उस महिला की पीठ व् सर को काफी क्षति पहुंची थी,

काफी मेंहनत के बाद दल के सदस्य ने बारीक दरारों में से जगह बना कर अपना हाथ महिला की तरफ बढाया इस उम्मीद में की शायद वो जिंदा हो, लेकिन महिला का शारीर ठंडा हो चूका था, जिसे बचाव दल समझ गया की महिला मर चुकी है,

बचाव दल ने उस घर को छोड़ दिया और दुसरे मकानों की तरफ चलने लगे, बचाव दल के प्रमुख का कहना थाकी "पता नहीं क्यूँ मुझे उस महिला का घर अपनी तरफ खींच रहा था,कुछ था जो मुझसे कह रहा था के मैं इस घर को ऐसे छोड़ कर न जाऊं और मैंने अपने दिल की बात मानने का फैसला किया"

उसके बाद बचाव दल एक बार फिर उस महिला के घर की तरफ पहुंचे, दल प्रमुख ने मलबे को सावधानी से हटा कर बारीक दरारों में से अपना हाथ महिला की तरफ बढ़ाया और उसके शरीर के निचे स्थित जगह को हाथों से टटोलने लगे, तभी उनके मुह से निकला "बच्चा... यहाँ एक बच्चा है "पूरा दल काम में जुट गया, सावधानी से मलबा हटाया जाने लगा, तब उन्हें महिला के मृत शारीर के निचे एक टोकरी में रेशमी कम्बल में लिपटा हुआ 3 माह का एक बच्चा मिला, दल को अब समझ में आ चूका था की महिला ने अपने बच्चे को बचाने के लिए अपने जीवन का त्याग किया है, भूकंप के दौरान जब घर गिरने वाला था तब उस महिला ने अपने शरीर से सुरक्षा देकर अपने बच्चे की रक्षा की थी, डॉक्टर भी जल्द ही वहां आ पहुंचे।

दल ने जब बच्चे को उठाया तब बच्चा बेहोश था, जब बचाव दल ने बच्चे का कम्बल हटाया तब उन्हें वहां एक मोबाइल मिला जिसके स्क्रीन पर सन्देश लिखा था, "मेरे बच्चे अगर तुम बच गए तो बस इतना याद रखना की तुम्हारी माँ तुमसे बहुत प्यार करती है" 

Married or single

A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are u single?
Man: Yes, but who are you?
Answer: Your wife. Aaj ghar ana tab bataugi.

Another call from unknown number
Girl: Are u married?
Man: Yes, but who are u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hu kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja..

Cockroach Theory for Self Development [React or Respond]

(Shamelessly copied in public interest....) 

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. 

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group. Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. 

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior? If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos. It is not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me. It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

Do not react in life. Always respond. The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded. Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of, just and right to save a situation from going out of hands, to avoid cracks in relationship, to avoid taking decisions in anger, anxiety, stress or hurry.

Know your enemy

Life Tip

This one's simple, but you'd be surprised how many people don't know it--or remember it.

When you ask someone an important question and only get a partial answer in return, just politely and calmly wait in silence. The rest of your answer will follow.

Development life cycle in funny way

Monkey and banana

जब तुम "परेशान" होते हो, तभी ऐसा करते हो !

पिताजी के अचानक आ धमकने से पत्नी तमतमा उठी, लगता है बूढ़े को पैसों की ज़रूरत आ पड़ी है, वर्ना यहाँ कौन आनेवाला था ? अपने पेट का गड्ढ़ा तो भरता नहीं, घरवालों का कहाँ से भरोगे ?

मैं नज़रें बचाकर दूसरी ओर देखने लगा ! पिताजी नल पर हाथ-मुँह धोकर सफ़र की थकान दूर कर रहे थे !

इस बार मेरा हा्थ कुछ ज्यादा ही तंग हो गया ! बड़े बटे का जूता फट चुका है ! वह स्कूल जाते वक्त रोज भुनभुनाता है ! पत्नी के इलाज के लिए पूरी दवाइयाँ नहीं खरीदी जा सकीं ! बाबूजी को भी अभी आना था ! घर में बोझिल सी चुप्पी पसरी थी !

खाना खा चुकने पर पिताजी ने मुझे पास बैठने का इशारा किया ! मैं शंकित था कि जरूर कोई आर्थिक समस्या लेकर आये होंगे ?.

पिताजी कुर्सी पर उकड़ू बैठ गए। एकदम बेफिक्र ! " सुनो " कहकर उन्होंने मेरा "ध्यान "अपनी" ओर खींचा !

मैं सांस रोक कर उनके मुँह की ओर देखने लगा ? रोम-रोम कान बनकर अगला वाक्य सुनने के लिए चौकन्ना था !

वे बोले; खेती के काम में "घड़ी भर" की भी फुर्सत नहीं मिलती ! इस बखत काम का जोर है ! रात की गाड़ी से "वापस' जाऊँगा ! तीन महीने से तुम्हारी कोई चिट्ठी तक नहीं मिली ! जब तुम "परेशान" होते हो, तभी ऐसा करते हो ! 

उन्होंने "जेब" से सौ-सौ के "दस नोट" निकालकर "मेरी" तरफ बढ़ा दिए, "रख लो ! तुम्हारे काम आएंगे ! धान की "फसल" अच्छी हो गई थी ! घर में कोई दिक्कत नहीं है ! तुम बहुत कमजोर लग रहे हो ! ढंग से खाया - पिया करो ! बहू का भी ध्यान रखो।" मैं कुछ नहीं बोल पाया ! शब्द जैसे मेरे हलक में फंसकर रह गये हों !

मैं कुछ कहता इससे पूर्व ही पिताजी ने प्यार से डांटा, ले लो ! बहुत बड़े हो गये हो क्या ? 

"नहीं तो ! मैंने हाथ बढ़ाया ! 

पिताजी ने नोट मेरी "हथेली" पर रख दिए !

बरसों पहले पिताजी मुझे स्कूल भेजने के लिए इसी तरह हथेली पर "अठन्नी" टिका देते थे ! ..... 

पर तब मेरी नज़रें "आज की तरह" झुकी नहीं होती थीं ..

Friendship Rocks...!

A Guy went to a Bar & orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug. 

Bar attender asked him the reason.

Guy said: We were 3 friends & each of us r in different cities now and v had decided that all 3 of us will drink always like this. 

This went on for yrs. & yrs.

Once the guy came and asked only for 2 mugs. 

Bar attender consoled him, asking whether anyone is no more/passed away. 

The guy said " all are very much alive,

"ACTUALLY, I HAVE QUIT DRINKING!" 

Friendship Rocks...! 

Ice cream costs Rs 15 to a boy

A 9 Year Boy went to an ICE CREAM shop. 

Waiter- What do you want? 

Boy- How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs? 

Waiter- Rs.15/- Then the BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone? 

Irritated Waiter angrily said- Rs.12/-. 

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left. When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down from his eyes. The boy had left Rs.3 as Tip for him. “MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE”.

Kitchen vs Driving

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Economics of a Bank Robbery

There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"