Sunday, July 15, 2007

Which one r u ?

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals ondisplay.

While he was there, another customer walked in and said to theshopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please. "The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop andtook out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast,tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's evenmore expensive! $10,000! What does it do?""

Oh, that one's a C++ monkey;it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkeyin a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000.

He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the otherput together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied,"Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything,but the other monkeys call him the project manager."

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