Sardar ji is back

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".

The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Sardarji calls Air India.

'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?''

Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.

'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV haikya?

''Haan' replies shop owner.

Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

The Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here?

Sardarji : Two miles.

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards......

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident atAmritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabd eeexpress 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri parkood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."
Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode."
Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi letatha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya."