Sunday, July 15, 2007

Mahabharat doubt!!!

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the Krishnajanma part of it.

Masterji: "Kans heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."

Now Raju, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.

Raju : Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)

Masterji: "Raju bete, the whole of India does not have doubt in mahabharata, how come you have one?"

Raju : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME JAIL?

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