Professor was explaining marketing concepts:

Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing concepts:

 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

 You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"

 That's Direct Marketing.

 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a  gorgeous girl.

 One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at  you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."

 That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

 You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."

 That's Telemarketing.

 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten  your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"

 That's Public Relations.

 You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and  says,  "You are very rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.

 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm  rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

 That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am  very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband

 That's demand and supply gap.

 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you  say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her face towards you

------------ she is your wife !

 That's competition eating into your market share.